Melville goes up to the counter and orders a trenta white chocolate mocha. Instead of waiting at the counter, he sits down at a table. The barista brings it over. “Don’t you want to drink this, sir?” she asks. “I would prefer not to,” says Melville, and leaves.
- Tell me about your time in Mexico city. It sounds pretty bad.
- I remember how scared Rafaela was. I told her if she came with me, we’d see the vaqueros - she used to love the rodeo, especially the trick riders.
i don’t think I ever posted this picture and looking at it now I don’t know why not
oh my goodness please desmond have some decency
THIS IS THE CUTEST
i’ve been playing battleblock theatre and i feel like the narration should be really annoying but tbh i like it??? i heard they’re making a dota 2 announcer with the battleblock guy and i can definitely see the appeal in having this dude shrieking OH MY GOODNESS when you die, to rub in your failures